How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%