How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.