How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Previous Random Joke Next

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!