How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!