How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!