How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!