How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!