How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!