Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.