How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.