Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
A: Lightbulb What lightbulb
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Most weddings happen in June.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.