How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.