Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.