Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Dollar Coin Jokes More Dollar Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.