Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

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What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.