Dollar Coin Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens