Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do coins call each other?

Money-gga.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme