What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.