What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.