What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!