How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"