How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K