How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.