What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.