What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Previous Random Joke Next

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

Useless Thing Jokes More Useless Thing Jokes

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.