Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones