Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.