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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.