What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.