Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.