A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Sorry not sorry
S ry!
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Surrey.
An anthropologist
It's ram a dam
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Russian and Finnish!
Because Chernobyl fall-out.
Like we're going outside...
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
A pork chop.
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
The cold shoulder.
The ground!
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
By counting Kylereese.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
