Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Groanhenge

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What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.