What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.