What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

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Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding