Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.