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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
StockHOLMES!
They know how to work under the hood!
A Kripple.
Cracker.
Spaghetto
Crip Cringle.
Popo John's
Penicillin
They both exaggerate the length.
Don't look I'm changing!
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
Jacket Chan
Because there are more birds on that side.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
The spaghetto
