What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.