What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.