Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!