Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator