What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Revolver Camelot!

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Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!