Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Revolver Camelot!
He "came" a lot.
A place where people parked their camels !
