What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran