Ed Jokes

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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One has a d where the other doesn't.

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What's a police officers favorite console?

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Toyodas

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda