Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

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Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.