Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!