Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.