What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?