What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism