What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.