What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.