What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.