What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs