What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Who won the race?

Society.

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.