What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs