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A Cheetah.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
With small scissors.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
Because of its bark
Cats
They never stop to ask directions.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Finnish line.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
An R key.
She wanted a new website.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
Because they can't C
Creamation.
