What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.