What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.