What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.