What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.