How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.