Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy