Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?