What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !