What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.