Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).