Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

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Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst