Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall