Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.