What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What's Elon Musk's favorite band?

The Cult.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL