Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.