Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.