What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.