What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.