What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.