What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!