What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!