What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.