What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans