What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)