What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!