What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!