Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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OH NO !"

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!