Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!