Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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That's a salt!

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You Barium.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!