Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.