Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."