Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!