Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf