To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
Look at all that ash...
Because they're always Burning calories!
Seashells
Because she was drinking on the job.
A quack head!
Just put it on my bill
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
To stop getting wet !
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
On the Hymnternet.
He doesn't have a web he had a website !
from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
To stomp out forest fires.